happy tuesday
things about today:
1.) Why can't people remember history? It's not as if it's changed anytime lately. I mean, it's the 1700s. They've been over for awhile.
2.) This makes me laugh:
9:49 AM me: I keel you
9:52 AM Michelle: The cafe mom message boards are like a huge fucking trainwreck all the time
Especially the military moms
Bunch of sad stupid people, I swear.
9:53 AM I read to be entertained by the hate
me: You're full of h8 too
Michelle: Only when I read cafe mom
9:54 AM Which I knock out early in the day
9:55 AM Do you think its too early for my baby shower? (Asks a woman who's only 12 weeks along)
Yes. Yes it is.
me: Heh
Set the tone
9:59 AM Idiot
10:00 AM Baby showers make me h8
10:01 AM Michelle: The navy makes me hate with their "BX"
me: Air force has that too
10:02 AM But it is just a base vs a post
Army post
Its a pet peeve of mine
Michelle: I know
But it doesn't make it any less weird and gay
10:03 AM me: Faggotry
Be proud of your px
You're involved with the army
Not the stupid gay fly and swim boys
10:04 AM Michelle: Indeed
me: Blah
10:06 AM Tummy is full of coffee
Am jittery
10:09 AM Michelle: LOVIN' MY SOLDIER! voms
Cutsie army hooah glitter graphics from HELL!
Rofl
10:11 AM me: Barf
10:13 AM Hehehe
I can understand cutsie
To an extent
But
Glitter graphics mean I love you!!!!
10:14 AM Then what is a non glittery person to do.
What if I don't sparkle and shine?
10:16 AM Michelle: I can just imagine someones soldier in baghdad. He sits at a lonely computer desk, his soggy dfac eggs congealing in his stomach. He checks his wifes myspace, heart pounding. His hope is shattered as he browses. All he wanted was some glitter to help him get through tomorrows mission.
10:17 AM Her family knows she really doesn't love him. Not as much as she could if she would just post more glitter graphics.
She lives in a dark place.
Hahahaha
10:18 AM I shoyld write that shit down in a book
me: Lol!!!
Blog it.
Then we can giggle for the ages.
10:19 AM Michelle: It would be a great novel. The story of the real army wife
I could get inspiration from all of the stupid army wife message boards
Like the ones that are like "omg the neighbors dog barks all night! How ruuuude!!"
10:20 AM me: I like it. Go with it.
Michelle: And "the commissary is soooo crowded and they ran out of diaperrrrs and my son peed on the lettuce!"
Yes. I can make fun of myself too. Hehehe
10:21 AM "Omg I hate those size two whores in their tiny hatepants!"
Haaaa
Hatepants
10:23 AM me: "I hope you die in that skirt!"
Michelle: I don't want to paint anymore
10:24 AM Haha death by hatepants?
John sent me argyle socks
Woohoo!
me: Yay!
I have tall blue ones.
Somewhere.
In a box.
Michelle: I think he's hinting at something.
me: I need my clothes put away.
10:25 AM Michelle: Me too
I need this damn bookshelf finished
me: Wear these sex socks
10:26 AM Good lord.
3.) I love new apartment. It makes for the happy considering the size and layout I have made up in my brain.
4.) Had dinner with Monica tonight.
5.) Outback ate my manicure last night. Stupid job.
That's about all I have going on right now. Michelle is my neighbor now and that makes me happy. Hello Boudreaux the cat.
I get my own intarwebz hooked up tomorrow. Winner am I.
Current Mood:
calmCurrent Music: Spongebob Squarepants